Wacky Theories

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Theory of Stupidity

(Stupidology? Fatuuology? The topic needs a good name!)
  1. People Are Stupid
    1. You are stupid
    2. I am stupid
    3. Everybody else is stupid
  2. There are two types of (stupid) people:
    1. Those who are aware of the fact that People Are Stupid
    2. Those who are oblivious to this fact
  3. Those who are aware of Stupidity have an advantage
    1. They can more effectively deal with the stupidity of others
    2. They can be on guard against their own stupidity
  4. Everyone should be understanding of the stupidity of others
    1. Since I am stupid, I should forgive others who are stupid
    2. Because Stupidity is a part of the human condition, it cannot be helped

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Schenker Lives!

The preeminent music theorist of the twentieth century, Heinrich Schenker,

LIVES!

You ask for proof, do you?
How else do you explain the manuscript,

Fünf Urlinie Tafeln über Elvislieder

In which the master gives his graphic analyses of the Western classic
  • "Du bist nichts aber ein Houndhund"
  • and four others
Songs that were not in the standard repertoire until AFTER Schenker's alleged death on

January 8, 1935

and performed by Elvis Presley, who was, COINCIDENTALLY born on

January 13, 1935

Just DAYS after the alleged death of the master!!
COINCIDENCE??
or COVERUP???
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