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Wacky Wisdom

Random Thoughts

Sayings

Some things I've been overheard to say

  • Universities and psychiatric hospitals are all mental institutions.
  • Talking to one's self is a sign of genius...at least, that's what I tell myself.
  • I'm off!--and I'm also leaving.
  • My Theory of Relativity: The closer you approach your relatives, the slower time seems to go.
  • Half of one and six dozen of the other.
  • It takes more muscles to frown than to smile--therefore frowning is better exercise.
  • They say memory is the first thing to go. Well, I'm not sure if that's what they say or not. I just can't recall.
  • Life is...a magazine. It's also a cereal and a board game.
  • It's hard to install a sprinkler system when you're busy putting out fires.
  • There's no such thing as a stupid question, there are just stupid people.
  • If you want something done right...ask me to do it.
  • All work and no play...hey, I guess I am pretty dull.
  • The only culture in my life is growing in my refrigerator.
  • Given a list of n items, it is usually possible to recall n - 1 items.
  • My brain is like a red, red rose; it fades real fast, then dead, dead goes.
  • I'm so brilliant, my mom calls me daughter.
  • If cleanliness is next to godliness, why settle for second best?
  • I have a morbid sense of humor. It's the only think that keeps me alive.

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