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Holistic Answers for the Holocene Age.

Our program to assist companies with addressing the Year 10000 issue is "Holistic Answers for the Holocene Age" (HAHA). Here's what HAHA offers for your organization:

• Our Chief Consultant will personally meet with you, study your needs, and help you plan a solution that will not only take you to January 1, 10000, but will last until December 31, 99999!
• Early bird special--act before December 31, 1999, and you will qualify for a 10% discount off our regular consulting fee.
• We have a variety of computer experience on various platforms. We also have expertise in time-related data, from personnel/payroll data to programming VCRs to analyzing sonic events in temporal space. All of our consultants are either registered with DNRC or will be soon.
• Our guarantee--if you implement the solution we advise, we guarantee that on January 1, 10000, your systems will work just as well as they worked on December 31, 9999. If you have problems attributable to the Year 10000 problem, we will refund your fee. (But be sure to read the disclaimers.)
• Our one-time fee is only $10 per year of useful data you gain past December 31, 1999. That's right, only $979,990 for a truly long-term solution.

Less than 8,003 years until January 1, 10000!